Giving a Show on the Expressway...

It seems that a lot of silly things happen to me or maybe it is because of me that they happen! Last year at this time I was teaching. There are a lot of things you need to do to get ready to greet your students that first day. One of these things was getting my picture taken for an ID. I also had to get a key card to open the building and a key to my room. I proudly displayed that entire mess of stuff, which I needed daily, on a lanyard around my neck. However, I didn't even make it to the first day of school before I lost all of it! - the lanyard around my neck was supposed to prevent this... It happened to be a rare sunny, hot day in Michigan in September and I had my windows open in the car. I had the music cranked and I was happy to be finally going home as it had been a long day! As I gained speed on the expressway, the wind picked up so I slowly started to close my windows. Unfortunately, I wasn't fast enough and the lanyard which I had set on the dashboar